Текст песни Top of the Props - Minx , Boyinaband

They said I could be funny
Make you cackle and clap
So like OMG
I'm a barrel of laughs
For humour dude
I'm better than a box or a crate is
Despite the fact
I have some pretty prominent haters
"Oh my G*d"
"I need a joke to cheer me up"
"Do you have one?"
Yeah b*tch
I got 36 imperial gallons
So do a barrel rofl
When you spy me
No
No
Wait
I've got something else to try being
They said I could be bubbly
And loaded with green
So like OMG
I'm a soda machine
So gimme the G's
And I'll get my cans out
Wait
That makes me a str*pper
Yay, I get to dance now
I got amazing flavour
That's a must, dude
But if you try to shake me, babe
Then I'll crush you
Fill my a with cash
And I'll splash the bubble blaster
Then change again
'Cause yes I am the master
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
They said I could be bright
Could be bright, man
So OMG I'm a nice lamp
I see your face light up
When I come in the room
A right smart bright spark
I'll remove the gloom
And every time you turn me on
I get an idea
I'm the tallest
Hottest thing you'll find in IKEA
I'll be the light of your life
Time to get amped
But it's time to move on 'cause
I'm feeling kind of cramped here
They said I could be youthful
And cute to save me
Like OMG
I'm literally a baby
Skin soft as my behind, in fine health
It's like taking candy from myself
D*mn, son
Can't believe I'm this handsome
Catch me
And I'm calling Chris Hanson
I get bbs
Man I f*cking love bbs
I'm the bomb
But I don't want to be a baby boom
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
I wanna be stuff
I wanna be things
And you're never gonna stop me
Whatever life brings
I wanna be things
I wanna be stuff
No matter what
I'm gonna be the top of the props
I wanna be stuff
I wanna be things
And you're never gonna stop me
Whatever life brings
I wanna be things
I wanna be stuff
No matter what
I'm gonna be the top of the props
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
They said I could be anything
Anything I could ever think
But I have a habit
Of taking things literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Literally
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)