Текст песни The Crib Song - Brett Kissel

Just poured myself a strong one
Hey boys get out the cards
Shuffle up - deal em out
I just cut the ace of hearts
Be careful what you lead with
Don't give away your hand
I'll rope you right into a run
Peg 8 or 9 or 10
Looking at your face
Looks like you don't like what you see
Oh oh son - looky there
Looks like you got 19

15 2 a pair for four
I gotta flush for 8
I pegged you back and you bet your ass
I'm hot out of the gate
I'm looking for that 29
Just give that kissel cut
A 24 will have to do
Looks like you're getting skunked
No I can't think of anything thing
I love doing more than this
Than drinking whisky with the boys
And kick-in ass at crib

Hey walshy don't forget
You still owe a hundred bucks
I can't help you missed a couple runs
And I just got the luck
Perhaps one day you'll learn
You're playing gainst a shark
You know I'll break your spirit
You know I'll break your heart
So pay me up my money
Unless you wanna double down
Let's pour another whisky son
I'll take your ass to town

15 6 and 6 is twelve
And one more for the jack
You don't wanna see my crib
You'll have a heart attack
I'll take 14 in the kitty
Looks like I'm gonna win
I'd put away your wallet
Less you wanna lose again
I can't think of any thing
I love doing more than this
Than drinking whisky with the boys
And kick-in ass at crib

Yeah powers he's a player
But he ain't won in awhile
And uncle Digger he can't see
Deuce neon got him piled
Walshys just like Reuben
He'll lead with a 5
Ebs keeps getting Romney's
He'll stay up all night
But Marty he's a cheater
Always taking extra points
And me - well I'm the king
Cause All I get is loins

Well 15 12, another 12
We'll that makes 24
Are you sick of all this punishment
Or do you want some more
Yeah I just won a Gino
Looks like I cleaned ya out
No Walsh don't tell mikayla
You'll be sleeping on the couch
I can't think of any thing
I love doing more than this
Than drinking whisky with the boys
And kick-in ass at crib

No I can't think of any thing
I love doing more than this
Than drinking whisky with the boys
And kick-in ass at crib