Black Cat

One, two, a-one, two, three, oh
Oh, get that black cat away from me, ow
I said, get that black cat away from me, ow

Well, it was one of those dreams and I was feeling pretty bad
I woke up without some mirrors, which was dreamer than I had
A shower of plastic tulips kept falling off the moon
I had to send a man to find the floorboards of my room

Black cat, ow, well, keep him away from me
Black cat, ooh, keep that black cat away

Well, someone opened up a window and I squeezed out through the crack
Well, I had to ask a blind man to show me the way back
But when he'd gone and I bit my lip and tried hard not to scream
I had to face that black cat with his evil eyes so green

Black cat, ow, keep that cat away from me
Oh yeah, that black cat, whoa

Yeah
Whoa, get that black cat outta here
Whoo, I said, get that black cat away from me
Here we go

Well, he chased me through November, getting bigger all the time
When I felt his fur upon me, I thought I'd blow my mind
I knew that something strange was going on inside my head
When I woke up, there he was, sitting on my bed

Black cat, oh, get him away
Whoo, that black cat, get him away from me