Текст песни Ted - Buffering the Vampire Slayer

Here lies Ted
Ted is dead
May he rest
In little pieces
Scraps all heaped up
To the sky

Here lies Ted
No tears shed
He always said
He'd take no malarkey
He had no heartbeat
In his chest

Here lies Ted
The evidence
Of four ex-wives
Found in a closet
In his apartment
Underground

Here lies Ted
May he rest
In deep distress
And never call me
Little lady
Ever again