Текст песни Ordinary and Plain - CAMPLAND

If I was important, I'd have a pager on my belt
And carry around a large stack of keys
If I was important, I'd have my name on my shirt
I'd work that over-time for me

But I'm ordinary and plain
I'm just ordinary and plain
I'm ordinary and plain

If I was important, I'd be on the front page cover
Of Rolling Stone magazine
If I was important, I'd be on that Billboard One Hundred
In Nineteen Seventy Three

But I'm ordinary and plain
I'm just ordinary and plain
I'm ordinary and plain
(Instrumental)
If I was important, I'd be the center stage
My name high on that marque
If I was important, I'd have a morphine drip
So I'd could get what I need

But I'm ordinary and plain
I'm just ordinary and plain
I'm ordinary and plain

If I was important, I'd have my own beer label
The Drunken Poet's Foolish Dream
If I was important, I'd have my own cigarettes
The Unlucky Strikes Me

But I'm ordinary and plain
I'm just ordinary and plain
I'm ordinary and plain

Ordinary and plain
Without my Maryjane
I'm ordinary and plain
Today