Why Don't You Get a Job

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "Man, I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"
She sits on her ass, he works his ass to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Nah, now why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way, yeah, no way
Nah, now why don't you get a job?

I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Nah, now why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way, yeah, no way
Nah, now why don't you get a job?

Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
But hey man, free rides just don't come along every day
(That's right, say no, friend, now)

My friend's got a boyfriend, man, she hates that dick
(That's right) She tells me every day
(Woo, every day, now)
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say (Gotta say)

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way (No way)
Nah, now why don't you get a job? (Get a job)
Say no way, say no way, yeah, no way (Get a job, friend)
Nah, now why don't you get a job? (Woo)
I won't give you no money I always pay
(Always pay ya) Nah, now why don't you get a job? (Oh)
Say no way, say no way, yeah, no way (No way)
Nah, now why don't you get a job?