Minnie the Moocher

Folks, here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher
She was a red hot hoochie-coocher
She was the roughest, toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

Ho-dee-ho-dee-ho (ho-dee-ho-dee-ho)
Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi (hi-dee-hi-dee-hi)
Hey-dee-hey-dee-hey-dee-hey (hey-dee-hey-dee-hey-dee-hey)
Ho-dee-ho-dee-ho-dee-ho (ho-dee-ho-dee-ho-dee-heo)

She messed around with a bloke named Smokey
She loved him though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And he showed her how to kick the gong around

Hey-dee-hey-dee-hey (hey-dee-hey-dee)
Oi-yee-oi, oi-yee-oi (oi-yee-oi, oi-yee-oi)
Ai-yeah-ai, yeah-yeah (ai-yeah-ai, yeah-yeah)
Whoa (whoa)

She had a dream about the king of Sweden
He gave her things that she was needin'
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car, with the platinum wheels

Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi (hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi)
Hey-dee-hey-dee-hey-dee-hey (hey-dee-hey-dee-hey-dee-hey)
Hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee (hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee)
Whoa (whoa)

He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses
She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
She sat around and counted them all a million times

Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi (hi-dee-hi-dee-hi)
Ooh (ooh)
Yeah (yeah)
Whoa (whoa)

My poor Min, poor Min, my poor Min