Текст песни Scarborough (Bonus Track) - "Calendar Girls" Original London Cast & Gary Barlow

The duvet we bought in the New Year sales
It's patterned and bright and the size of whales
Who holds the tops while I'm folding the tails if you don't?
The door to the kitchen's a pain in the back
It swells in the rain and it's cracked
So who'll press on the glass while I'm
Giving the bottom a whack if you won't?

The towels we use once a year for the beach
Are all stored on a shelf only you can reach
And if we can't get the towels...
How the hell are we going to do Scarborough?
Which, by the way, we've had planned for a year
All the tickets I bought in the drawer, they're right here
What the hell was I going through all of that for...
If you're not here?

When the weather girl warns that tonight
There'll be a patchy rain on the Irish Sea
Who'll make a noise like a Cherokee if you can't?
And if that massive spider behind the sink
Once again uses our baths as a skating rink
Who'll release it humanely?
'Cause I'm telling you, I shan't

Plus we only just cracked our ingenious way to
Get out of that junction where cars wait all day
You run down, press the zebra, jump in, traffic stops...
And we sail away
And who will inspect me for bags around my eyes?
Who will correct my eye's too, aye?
And who will protect me by telling me lies...