Holiday (as made famous by Dizzie Rascal)

Get your passport and your bikini
You need a holiday, come see me
I know you're tired of the same old scenery
And I can change all that so easily

Don't worry about a thing though, take a chance
I'll take you to the south of France
Like Cannes, if anybody can, I can
Or we can go shopping in Milan
I just hope you understand, I hope you see it clear
It really don't matter how far or near
Cause there's no distance that can stop my persistence
Just a few days in the year
Plus I've got clout, so let's ride out

We ain't gotta fly, we can just drive out
We can have a rave, I've got a wicked hideout
I won't tell nobody, let them find out

If you ain't doing nothing, let's fly away
Drive away, get away
We could go to the club or hide away
We could do what you want to, baby
If you ain't doing nothing, let's fly away
Drive away, take a holiday
We could go to the club or hide away
We could do what you want to, baby

Don't watch my passport photo
I know I look a bit loco

And I know that my Spanish is so-so
But let's try keep that on the low-low
Cause we're going Ibiza
I've got friends that really wanna meet ya
With champagne and a whole lot of
It's all good darling, a blue marlin'll please ya
And I'll never let your belly get empty
Even when you're belly full, you're still sexy
We can ride speedboats, we can ride jetskis
I'll show you the time of your life if you let me

I just wanna put a smile on your pretty face

If I didn't it would just be a pretty waste
So you look like a girl with a bit of taste
So I couldn't take you just any place

If you ain't doing nothing, let's fly away
Drive away, get away
We could go to the club or hide away
We could do what you want to, baby
If you ain't doing nothing, let's fly away
Drive away, take a holiday
We could go to the club or hide away
We could do what you want to, baby

I know you're really busy and I know you've got plans

But are you really too busy for a suntan?
I ain't talking about walking down the high street
I'm talking about laying on a bright white beach
With a piña colada or whatever you'd rather
White wine, that's fine, just give me a lager
Then after we'll take a truck to the nightspot
The hotspot, the top spot, party around the clock
And when we get there, it's strictly VIP

No need for ID, security know me
No waiting in line, no high entry fee
Don't worry about nothing when you're beside me
I'll keep you lively and loosen you up

Have a bit of champagne, it'll boost you up
I wanna move you up, I wanna take you away

So have a word darling, what do you say?

If you ain't doing nothing, let's fly away
Drive away, get away
We could go to the club or hide away
We could do what you want to, baby
If you ain't doing nothing, let's fly away
Drive away, take a holiday
We could go to the club or hide away
We could do what you want to, baby