Folding Money

Well, I went to see my banker just to raise a little money
But when he told me the requirements, well, I started feelin' funny
He said, "You gotta have a house, you gotta have a lot"
I ain't got a window and I ain't got a pot
Sometimes the whole world seems so funny
Tryin' to get my hands on some F.O.'d money

Well, I went to see the welfare man to try to get a pension
'Cause I was so depressed and I was needin' some attention
He said, "You don't qualify, you don't get a dime"
That's when I broke his jaw and that's why I'm doin' time
I'd do it all again, though it may sound funny
If I could get my hands on some F.O.'d money

Well, in jail I got a letter from a lawyer in the city
He said, "Son, I'm glad I found you, but it surely is a pity
Well, I hate to tell you now, but your rich aunt Bonnie
She passed and left a sack full of F.O.'d money"

Well, I read her last will and brother, what a crime
My nephew go to jail, well, he don't get a dime
Sometimes the whole world seems so funny
Tryin' to get my hands on some F.O.'d money