Текст песни Fuck Mcdonalds and Kfc - Cashleaders

Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so unhealthy
Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so tasty

One day I walked into McDonalds
I was greeted by a man dressed up as Ronald
He was handing out coupons for thirty percent off
So I grabbed four and felt like a boss
Walked up to the counter to place my order
I couldn't have dropped the coupons any shorter
Then he said hold up one per customer
I said bitch I wanna talk to your manager
He came out and I did shout I'm tryna get thirty cents off this mcdouble
I'll sue the roof of this place now you're in trouble
I know lawyers that deal with false advertisement
So he gave me free food for fear of punishment
Got food poisoning feeling dumb as shit
Fuck McDonalds their whole establishment
Man fuck everything in their whole value picks

Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so unhealthy
Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so tasty
Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so unhealthy
Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so tasty

It was Tuesday so I walked into KFC
For townie Tuesday which is so tasty
Walked in with twenty bucks
Ordered nine meals and I pressed my luck
I walked out feeling sick as fuck
I had heart burn and indigestion
Nausea diarrhea and inflamed appendix
I was regretting it I shouldn't have doubled down
Ordered light meat she gave me dark brown
I'm gunna have bad gas now
I hope it doesn't make a sound
Man fuck McDonalds and kfc
Fuck tacobell and Wendy's
Fuck burger king and chillis
Fuck pizza hut and moxies
Fuck red lobster and arbys
Fuck del taco and apple bees
Fuck a and w and dairy queen
Fuck checkers fuck subway yeah
Fuck chesters fuck Fridays yeah
Fuck the greedy companies fuck the greedy companies
I rather chill at chucky cheese