Текст песни On My Terms - Chad Neidt

I'd have sex with you if your body looked like it does with clothes on
And I'd have sex with you if my friends would never find out
I'd have sex with you if I could watch really good porn in the background
And I'd have sex with you if I were a lesbian

Your so in my league
And I'm so not in yours

I'd have sex with you if you weren't surrounded by beautiful women
And I'd have sex with you but you haven't shaved your legs
I'd have sex with you but I'd rather jack off to someone hotter
And I'd have sex with you if I had the flashy thingy from Men in Black

But I don't have the flashy thingy
So we'd both remember

I'd have sex with you if having sex means having sex with your hot friend
I'd have sex with you if I could charge you by the minute
And I'd have sex with you but you won't have sex with me