Текст песни Not Me - Chas 'n' Dave

Down the road there is a blooming riot
Five and twenty girls are waiting there
And the police they can't keep 'em quiet
For you know they must go every maid and fair

Oh for me, for me, they're waiting there for me
I ain't going home till the moon shines green
Then I'll sing God save the Queen
Ha ha, hee hee, I ain't going home you see
'Cause if anybody knows a thing or two
It's me, me, me, me, me

Down the road a girl fell in the water
And her cries were heard a mile or two
And I said goodbye Effie Walker
She said quick save me Dick, save me sir I'll do

Oh me, not me, I ain't going home you see
I don't know, I don't care
Plenty of dolls in Leicester Square
Ha ha, hee hee, I ain't having none you see
If anybody knows a thing or two
That's me, me, me, me, me

Oh I don't want it, I told you so before
Take it away, take it away
Give it to the girl next door