Vibrator

Vibrator
Vibrator
You know I was checking out this dance floor in San Francisco
And the way they were moving, you know
It was amazing
They did this thing that was called the vibrator

Let's do the scissors
How about the motorbike?
What about the cheese grater?
Hand towel, let's do the hand towel
Rub it all around
Up and down
The penetrator

The escalator
The instigator
No, not the alligator
Oh, down down, wa wa wa

Just, you know, don't worry about bumping into people
People who are dancing too wildly really close to you
And um, you know, if they're doing the vibrator too
Somebody is just moving so fast in here
I can't take it
It's like, too fast
It's making me go kind of nuts
I think I feel like I'm one big vibrator

Don't close your legs, don't lock the door
Let's do the vibrator, let's do it some more

Let's do the stylophone
And the microphone, turn it off
Let's do the hairbrush
Don't turn it off
Yeah, let's do the
Let's do the
Let's do the
Turn that low guitar
Shop, shop, let's do the shoplifting

Do whatever, just vibrate
Be a vibrator, human vibrator
Vibrate, vibrate
Vibrator, vibrator

Okay
Contact friendly

Funky chicken

How low can you go?
I can go as low as low can go

Swing it all around
Swing it baby
Let's do the body rock
Vibrate, vibrate

Good vibrations
Move it up, move it down
Up and down, up and down, down and up, down and up
Let's get physical
Leap

Don't close your legs, don't lock the door
Let's do the vibrator, let's do it some more
Don't close your legs, don't lock the door
Let's do the vibrator, let's do it some more

It's just like this crazy, crazy new thing
It's unbelievable, it's like
Everyone's moving so fast and
Oh my god, I can't, how can I keep up with this?
It's like, it's too fast for me
I'm like wenching, I keep touching it
Wow, ooh, ah, mm, ah, don't be shy, oh
Vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate

Don't close your legs, don't lock the door
Let's do the vibrator, let's do it some more
Don't close your legs, don't lock the door
Let's do the vibrator, let's do it some more

Let's do the swim, let's do the anticipator
Let's do the lawnmower, let's do the shoplifter
Let's do the fingernail, let's do the
Let's do the microphone, yeah
Not the telephone, yo
Get off the phone and start to vibrate, man