Текст песни Drunk Shoppin - ChoSoLovely

Finna talk my shit
Room looking like a forest with all these sticks
Posted up just like a tourist, stop thinking so slick
Brought a fat bitch over, we watching chick flicks
Bitch tried to act cordial, I don't know you bitch
Feel like little Jack Horner ima thumb these strips
Take me to McDonald's get to asking for chicken strips
And the ice cream machine broke bitch don't make me trip
Keep in mind it was 3 AM
Bethany shut the fuck up and go get my dips
Head game so weak I laid back and started eating chips
Dozed off too this bitch really ain't working shit
Blew the bitch pussy out, 21-6
I just face-fucked a bitch for Twenty minutes and I'm chubby as shit
Oh that's your fiend calling, bro where he is
You the king of snitching you just point and go there he is
I dress well for a fat nigga, bitch I'm Lucius
Bitch what my cup say, forgot what it said
Got him at his kneecaps, cut off his dreads
Your bitch bald with a fat ass slapped her on her head

Bitch you better shut the fuck up with all that purr shit
Keep saying pooh, you gon work my nerves
Waterboard the fuck out this bitch better learn to surf
Got that chop got that stick we making hors d'oeuvres
I just hit up twenty bitches I was horny first
Had an orgy with quintuplets and they was taking turns
Finna fight my plug cuz the nigga wasn't tryna serve
Bitch, hold on
Bitch I'm blocking all yo calls like I'm a kid on the mama's phone
Yo bitch pussy mac and cheese they like homophones
Feel like donkey kong, ima hit you with the monkey nuts
Poured up two ten-ounce cups, say I doubled up
Yea I'm heavy on my turn if I don't like you ima pivot hoe
Making bitches walk the line, give me them digits tho
Hell Nah I ain't gon swing on no bitch, but that ain't a lady
I just pulled up on your bitch in a 2022 Mercedes
Bitch took a cab home cause she fucked up
Said I couldn't catch a nut you better not miss that bus
How u saying that's yo bitch I fucked her in a Uhaul truck
I just packed up and moved into yo house with a Uhaul truck
Only things you hear go pop is when the bottle popping
I just took eight Henny shots and went drunk shopping
I just blew a load on her face, like a bottle rocket
Nigga shy my right-hand man like Batman and Robin
Only time your bitch get wet is when she in the tub
Playing with a duck like Spiderman Ima park my peter
Bitch tryna play dumb, better pay my meter
Bitch just suck my dick and called me fat so I had to leave her
But I had to weigh her
Swear to god this nigga snitched he on Vlad tv
Typing in all caps, bitch stay tripping on that htc
Nigga just pulled an Urkel, was that me
Sipping mimosas with white bitches on B.E.T
And you can catch it live
Run a train up on this bitch, we had to high five
Fat nigga went to popeyes and they was out of fries
I just ate a 4x4 and fought a dude at In-n-Out, damn