New Year's Resolutions

1 Dogs with Loud Barks but Weak Bites
2 Confused, Attention Seeking Women
3 Rap Music Always Gets Blamed for Negativity
4 Women That Play Cat & Mouse
5 Half-Assed Political People
6 Bi-Curious Adults
7 Dogs Are Disloyal
8 New Year's Resolutions
9 The Hypocrisy of the Pants Sagging Law
10 Dudes Who Expose Thots