Текст песни Four Jews In A Room Bitching - Stephanie J. Block , Andrew Rannells , Christian Borle , Anthony Rosenthal

Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime

I'm bitching, he's bitching
They're bitching, we're bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time

(Oooo) Whadda they do for love?
(Oooo) Whadda they do for love?

Four Jews in a room bitching
Bitching
Bitching
Bitching

Four Jews in a room stoop
They stoop?
To pray
I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
Half-Jewish

Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day

Slavery, slavery

We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good

Now we're at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted
What we need is a miracle!

And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris

We got our miracle
We got our miracle
We got our miracle

Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long

I'm Whizzer
I'm Jason
I'm Mendel
I'm Marvin

Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong

In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely

We do not tippy toe
We charge ahead to show

We're good in bed
Excel in bed
We smell in bed
Where is the bed?
I love the bed
Who has the bed?
I want the bed!
Who stole the bed?
Who stole the bed?
I lost it twice
The bed is mine
The bed is nice
The bed is

Four Jews in a room bitching (Wee!)
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

I'm nauseous
I'm nauseous
I'm simple
I'm Jewish

Slavery, slavery

Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic (Four Jews)
They're neurotic, we're neurotic (In a room bitching)

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic (Four Jews)
They're neurotic, we're neurotic (In a room bitching)

I'm neurotic (Four - Bitch, bitch - I'm Jewish)
He's neurotic (Jews - Bitch, bitch - He's Jewish)
They're neurotic (In - Funny, funny - They're Jewish)
We're neurotic (A room - Funny, funny - We're Jewish)

Slavery, slavery (Funny, funny)
Four Jews in a room bitching (In a room bitching)

Bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws

Four
One,
Two,
Three,
Four
Five
Five Jews