Текст песни Cold Pizza for Breakfast - Christine Lavin

Some people eat grapefruit for breakfast
Some people eat oatmeal
There are those who are sure
Granola is a very good deal
But not me, I don't go for that stuff
When it comes to nourishment I get more than enough
Nothing satisfies my taste like sitting down to a great big plate of

Cold pizza for breakfast
Warm Coke to wash it down (Ah)
Maybe a couple of anchovies
Make this meal well-rounded
Gimme cold pizza for breakfast
In a pinch cold spaghetti will do
But there's nothing in the world that I like better than
Eating cold pizza with you
Is this givin' you any ideas?

My man takes me out in the evening
He treats me so nice
We go to the movies, we go dancing
We go for more than a slice
Yes, we order a pie, we eat what we can
We take the rest home, that's part of the plan
And in the morning when the sun rises
He sees that crazy look in my eyes

I want cold pizza for breakfast
Warm Coke to wash it down (Ah)
Maybe a couple of onion rings
Make this meal well-rounded
Gimme cold pizza for breakfast
In a pinch cold spaghetti will do
But there's nothing in the world that I like better than
Eating cold pizza with you

Hermann Tarnower would never approve
I can hear him spinning in his grave (Ooh)
He could be alive eating pizza right now
Except for when it came to dating women
The good doctor did not know how to behave, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hermann was healthy, but Hermann is dead
The pizza surely didn't do him in
Jean Harris is behind bars looking quite sad and thin
Do you see what I'm getting at?
You're tenderkeel when you're skinny but not when you're fat, so

Gimme pizza for breakfast
Warm Coke to wash it down (Ah)
Maybe a couple of pepperoni
Make this girl well-rounded
Gimme cold pizza for breakfast
In a pinch cold spaghetti will do
But there's nothing in the world that I like better than
Eating cold pizza with you

Nothing in the world that I like better than
Eating cold pizza, oh, oh, oh
Nothing in the world that I like better than
Eating cold pizza with you
(Ah)