Текст песни Super Smash Bros. Veterans Cypher (feat. Politicess, IAMCHRISCRAIG, Jixplosion, Carter Sauce, Knight of Breath, Sky Limits, Nicky Trakks, Freeced, GarbageGothic, Mac Ro, Diggz Da Prophecy & Stvrk) - ColaKong

Bitch I'm the best, nobody on top of kid
Think you is then you must be out of it
Put you on the Side B, tryna fight me
Got a stick with two beams like you chick test positive, aye
No one want the fade
Metal on my body, finna charge, I spray
Man brought the whole gang
Think you got the jump on me
Metal fly when the arm get raised, wait
Huh! What they doing?
When she going down on my pipe, we in a new stage!
We high as fuck, hit a brick, see how the shroom taste
Got a team full of all stars and we known to move weight
Finna have the fight on blu ray
Say you beating us today?
Touché

He don't want static with Link
I am the type to leave you on a stretcher
Armed with the metal, I put a round to his body
If he wanna step in my temple
Get dismantled, I do it all for the gold
So you taking your final breath
The last person who tried forcing me?
He met death
You don't want smoke with him
Got weapons in the game know I'm toting them
Li'l brother wanna play like a Titan
I'm Levi, know I'm not gonna go for it
Everybody better know I'm the coldest one to step upon the scene
Do not mess with me, you might catch a 3 stock
LoZ, repped with a green top
Walking with the gold on my wrist like a G-shock.

Ey, stick on my hand like I'm Meta Knight
They be sleeping on me like the meta might
Spit up the bars when I inhale
Yo, I be so cold like I'm in hail
See you in hell when I huff and I puff
Yo, this little piggy be the wolf
And you know I got the beam like I took in a Waddle Doo
And then the finger go "brrt!"
Hol up, your chick and me, yeah we got a lot in common
She be so pink and her chest be a large one
Leading the Warriors like Kerr be
I'm Kirby, when I get above, who be stopping me
Nobody popping me, never running out of air like I'm Shady
I be a convertible, call me DaBaby
And people be saying I suck
But that's how I be getting the ladies, yuh

Knock me back, I'll recover fast
I ain't ever had to wonder that
Gonna leave your people understaffed
When your red cheeks get thunder-clapped
I ain't one to brag, but I'm top tier
If an opp's here, then they losing
I been known to throw around fear
Hear the crowd cheer when they choose me
Speed up on the beat, I'm on a Quick Attack
You can try and land a hit but imma slip right past
And if you don't think you're getting turned to crisp and Ash
I'll get serious and turn around like "Bitch that's cap"
You may think I'm here to play, but all the people know
When I get to blasting off you see the twinkle glow
And if you still wanna tell me that I don't strike twice
Then I'll end this fight in a single blow

Assaulting back since '81
And I got opps looking down the barrel
I'm rollin' it's all games and fun
First fire balls, I'm bringing peril
Don't live by Rools here
But that, you may already know
Shed crocodile tears
But I'll leave a King with a K.O.
Yo, tie it together with class
Name is Donkey but you looking like ass
Ain't got an island but skulls I will smash
Don't fuck with fam, we furious and fast
Soup's on! And the sale's are great
Can't get the jump - man you fool
Try to get a read on DK?
Then I guarantee you all getting schooled

Bounty Hunter ready
To stun her and gun her
Anyone who gets in my way
They should run in herds
Charge up to full power
If Smash roster's a tower
I'm top above the cowards
You'll face deadly encounters
Beyond time and space
Maybe you should give me space
Step back try to run or you'll get it to the face
You're losing this race

Armed with my blaster, aim straight for your head
Don't need a staff, play some Zelda instead
Bounty for hire, my kicks are metallic
My home's in the sky, I ain't losing my balance
I'm an animal, in this game
If you see my face you tasting this flame
Every other character is so lame
I be sly like a fox, they howling my name (McCloud!)
Landmaster gonna rock your shit
Arwing cause I'm fly like this
Dodge hits, and I never miss
Shoot 'em up, leaving you in bits
All you bitches are zeros
You be facing off with the hero
If you talk shit, I get tricky
If you need some fixing call in slippy

It's over easy If I get to lobbing eggs
No one can beat me when I get to stomping heads
They wanna be me kinda obvious
Listen, you can't see me, get ya optics fixed
All green, from an island
Smoking on that tropic shit
Yeah, I mean it's kinda logical
The way I drop my foes
You could say it's chronological
On the edge I stop, drop and roll,
Head to head you don't want this bro
Left for dead you should watch ya tone, Yoshi

Who put this "L" on my forehead?
They got it warped, better sober up
I'll leave a brother looking more red
Put em in a bag like a Poltergust
If we're talking Luigi, you're not gonna see me
I'm rocking a three stock armed to the teeth
With a mop and a Shop-Vac propped
On a Ouija, too Elegant for the scene
And it just don't stop when the fists go pop
And the missile drop with the green expansion
If your Boo's in the house getting hoovered off
I guess it must be my mansion

They see me rollin'
But you know that ain't nobody hatin'
Not one for gloating
But my ego may just be inflated
I get to floating
Yeah I skip and hop with my six jumps
Dip and dodge when I mix chumps
If you want my prediction
You'll get kicked, son! Act tough
But like hypnosis, they sleep on me
These goons get slapped up
And by the time they notice, I'm beyond reach
These blows I let fly are too much for you
So may I suggest
It's past your bedtime
So how about you give this a rest

Here come the best
Number one player that you could select
I saved the planet so pay your respects
Calling me Ness the way I finesse
Making 'em jump like I'm pressing on X
Tell me who's next, I'll take on anybody that you got
Ready to fight if you come to my block
I keep a bat just to deal with the opps
Even Pikachu's getting shocked
I don't really play no games just watch
I got the hammer ain't talking a glock
You know my name and it's up at the top, yuh
Always ready for the next battle
I knocked out Sonic and Shadow
Calm waters they been shallow
I'm first place I make heads rattle, aghhh

F the Zeros, I ain't in this for the bounty
Already got enough paper
I'm the greatest you can crown me
There ain't a limit
So go 'head and set a boundary
'Cuz I'm kicking through the BS
Bird of prey, you couldn't ground me
So what's the run time?
Break it like it's lunch time
Boost to my ability
I'm better when it's crunch time
Don't get me heated
All that's needed is that one time
Falcon, yea
I'm the greatest with the punchlines