Short Dick Man

Don't want a short dick man
Don't want a short dick man
Don't want a short dick man
Don't want a short dick man

Oye pana, oye brother
Yo no hago caso de lo que hablan los rumores de mí
Pues soy bien hombre

Y tú, mujer

Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
Que yo no soy jinete pa' tu montura

Échame un ojo debajo de la cintura y verás
No es cuestión de talla
Pero lo importante es que nunca me falla
Y bien tú sabes cuando hay travestidores
Soy el aplauso de todos los sectores
Pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
Lo que tú hablas se trae con terapia
Ey woman, no es mi condición
Lo que te falta es un buen revolcón

(When you work that fucking thing)
Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
(You need some fucking sleep to put that little thing away)
Oye woman
(That has got to be the smallest that
You have ever seen in my whole life)
Es hora de hacer temblar las paredes

Eeny, meeny, eeny, meeny
Shrimp a little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Eeny, meeny, eeny, meeny
Shrimp a little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Oye woman
Es hora de hacer temblar las paredes

Don't want a short dick man
Don't want a short dick man
Oye pana, oye brother
Don't want a short dick man
Don't want a short dick man
Oye pana, oye brother

Eeny, meeny, eeny, meeny
Shrimp a little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Eeny, meeny, eeny, meeny
Shrimp a little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Eeny, meeny, eeny, meeny
Shrimp a little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Eeny, meeny, eeny, meeny
Shrimp a little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Oye woman
¿Qué tú sabes de mí?
Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
(You need to put your pants back on, honey)

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want a, don't want a, don't, don't
Don't want a, don't want a, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't, don't
Don't want a short dick man

Eeny, meeny, eeny, meeny
Shrimp a little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Eeny, meeny, eeny, meeny
Shrimp a little short dick man
Ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar
Pon-ponte a brincar, ponte a brincar

Don't want a short dick man
Don't want a short dick man
Oye pana, oye brother
Don't want a short dick man
Don't want a short dick man
Oye pana, oye brother

(When you work that fucking thing)
Lo que tú dices no puedo entender
(You need some fucking sleep to put that little thing away)
Oye woman
(That has got to be the smallest that
You have ever seen in my whole life)
Es hora de hacer temblar las paredes