Текст песни Burp Song - Cooltime Kids

MIX MY COLA WITH GRANOLA
EAT MY BRUSSELS, USE MY MUSSELS
ORDER FRENCH FRIES, GET EM FULL SIZE
WHERE'S THE HOT SAUCE? BURRRRRPPPP
EXCUSE YOU?!
I CAN'T HELP IT, CUT ME SOME SLACK
AS LEAST IT DIDN'T COME FROM THE BACK
MY LUNCH JUST CAME UP, TO SAY HELLO
CALL ME ELSA CUZ I HAD TO LET THAT BURP GO
YOU SAY I'M DISGUSTING, YOU SAY I'M A MESS
AND I HAVE TO AGREE, I SHOULD TRY TO BURP LESS
BUT IF YOU'RE TRYING TO JUDGE ME, THAT'S A BUNCH OF DOODY
WE BOTH KNOW IT'S TRUE, YEAH
I BET YOU BURP TOO (yeah we know you do)
I BET YOU BURP TOO (you know it's true)
I BET YOU BURP TOO (smells like poo poo)
I BET YOU BURP TOO BURRRRRPPPP
OOPS
IT MIGHT BE KINDA SMELLY, IT MIGHT BE INPOLITE
BUT I BET YOUR MOM AND GRANDPA BURP EVERY NIGHT
EVERYONE'S GOT THE RIGHT TO USE THEIR VOICE
IF A BURP COMES OUT... THEN THAT'S YOUR CHOICE
YOU SAY I'M DISGUSTING, YOU SAY I'M A MESS
AND I HAVE TO AGREE, I SHOULD TRY TO BURP LESS
BUT IF YOU'RE TRYING TO JUDGE ME, THAT'S A BUNCH OF DOODY
WE BOTH KNOW IT'S TRUE, YEAH
I BET YOU BURP TOO
I BET YOU BURP TOO (I said excuse me)
I BET YOU BURP TOO (I have acid reflux)
I BET YOU BURP TOO
(But I can burp the alphabet)
(No, I mean, like really, I can burp the entire alphabet)
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
I BET YOU BURP TOO
(Excuse Me)