Two Pina Coladas

I was feeling the blues
I was watching the news
When this fella came on the TV

He said, "I'm telling you
That science has proven
That heartaches are healed by the sea"

That got me going
Without even knowing
I packed right up and drove down
Now I'm on a roll
And I swear to my soul
Tonight I'm gonna paint this town

So bring me two Piña Coladas
I want one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
Oh, and never leave dry land
Hey troubles, I forgot 'em
I buried 'em in the sand
So bring me two Piña Coladas
She said goodbye to her good-timing man

Oh now I've gotta say
That the wind and the waves
And the moon winking down at me
Eases my mind
By leaving behind
The heartaches that love often brings

Now I've got a smile
That goes on for miles
With no inclination to roam

I've gotta say
That I think I'm gonna stay
'Cause this is feeling more and more like home

So bring me two Piña Coladas
I've gotta have one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
Oh, and never leave dry land
Hey troubles, I forgot 'em
I buried 'em in the sand
So bring me two Piña Coladas
She said goodbye to her good-timing man

Bring, bring, bring me two Piña Coladas
I want one for each hand
Let's all set sail with Captain Morgan
Oh, and never leave dry land
Oh troubles, I forgot 'em
I buried her in the sand
So bring me two Piña Coladas

And say hello to her good-timing man
Bring me two Piña Coladas
I gotta have one for each hand
Let's all set sail with Captain Morgan
And we will never leave dry land
Troubles, I forgot 'em