Cookie Jar

Gym Class Heroes
Radio Killer
Haha, you know what it is
Gym Class Heroes, the dream
It's hard to look innocent when I got
Cookie crumbs all over my face and shit

I like girls, they like me
I look so good in those 7 jeanes
Told you could be the one and the only
I wanna be faithful but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha-ah, my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, my, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

You see, I got this problem, I need help tryna solve it
'Cause meeting after meeting, and I'm still a cookie-holic
You can hide 'em, I'ma find 'em on the counter, in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate
My girl be settin' booby traps to catch me eatin' Scooby Snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once, but I told her I was through with that
She still don't be believin' me, and I guess that I'm cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth that'll never
Come loose and the truth of the matter is

I like girls, they like me
I look so good in those 7 jeanes
Told you could be the one and the only
I wanna be faithful but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha-ah, my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, my, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

I got a thing for Milano biscotti Italianos
And I'll never turn down some Oreos if you got those
Butter pecan Puerto Rican or them oatmeal raisin Asians
Hazelnut Brazilians, macadamia Caucasians
Double-stuffed or Thin Mint, it don't matter, you gettin' it
'Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll never
Come loose and the fact of the matter is

I like girls, they like me
I look so good in those 7 jeanes
Told you could be the one and the only
I wanna be faithful but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha-ah, my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, my, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

I'm a monster for these cookies, I'm a beast for they treats
A animal for they crackers, head to head, they so damn sweet
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha-uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar
And there you have it, haha
I tried my best
I went to Cookie Anonymous
I guess I'm a failure
I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar, but
It is what it is