Текст песни Pearl (the sumowrestling girl) - Crazy toads

We gonna need a bigger house
Beside her I look like a mouse
When she Throws me down the floor
I know I couldn't Ask for more
I think she weighs around a ton
And we're having so much fun
When she jumps the house is Shaking
And I think the walls are Breaking

Oh, I am totally in love, with this sumowrestling girl her name is Pearl
Her name is Pearl she is a wrestling girl

When I am at my job
And someone's acting like a jerk
I go and get my girlfriend
And then she goes totally berserk
She Will Throw them all around
And then she'll sit right on their face
Of the poor fellow then
You cannot find another trace

Oh, I am totally in love with this sumowrestling girl her name is Pearl
Her name is Pearl she is a wrestling girl

When I take her out to eat
We always go to a buffé
She Eats up all the food in there
Then she asks for the entrés
Our bed is made out of concrete
It is kind of tough to be discreate
When we make love I sit on top
Otherwise I am gonna pop

Oh, I am totally in love with this sumowrestling girl her name is Pearl
Her name is Pearl she is a wrestling girl

She use to test her moves on me
Toss me round and round and more
It kind of feels like I am flying
I am not afraid of dying

And when I come back to my senses
I admit I am totally defenseless
My heart is captured in her grip
To be with You is such a lovely trip

And when whe're Walking down the isle
Me with a really happy smile
The priest standing there doing his thing
When we get Married in the ring