Small Waterway

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
My monster from the slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abode
To get a jolt from my electrode

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
He did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula, and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sound
Igor in chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, the Crypt-Kicker Five

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
He did the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
It seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"

It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
He did the monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's part of the band
My monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this smash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

They did the mash
Yes, you can monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
You caught on in a flash
They did the mash
He did the monster mash