Harlequin Records

Harlequin records
Tight jeans
She's got the best hair that I ever ever seen
I'm workin' in Woolies if I could
Work it at all
Christmas carols and a Japanese guitar

Oh, why'd you have to start?
I'm so dumb that people are beginning to think I'm smart
Oh, why'd you go and blow it all apart?

Tried buying a cassette from a
Record bar
They got candies on a conveyor
And that's when I see ya
Sunshine in your hair
Or maybe it's the fluoro lights and the air conditioner

Oh, why'd you have to start?
I'm so dumb that people actually think I'm smart
Oh, why'd you have to go and blow it all apart?

Try screaming at no one in particular
This is getting ridiculous
I got mother-in-law's tongue, if you want some
Oh, why'd you have to start?
Why'd you blow it all apart?
Go!

Oh, why'd you have to start?
I'm so dumb that people actually think I'm smart
Oh, why'd you have to go and blow it all apart?