Текст песни Pistol in the Bathroom - Dan Bull , Bonecage
Ok,
look,
I'm
well
aware,
that
this
is
probably
going
to
sound
insane
(whip-woo)
But
I
honestly
just
fell
out
the
back
of
a
plane
Landed
in
a
random
bit
of
abandoned
real
estate
Then
ran
straight
into
the
nearest
place
and
here
I
stayed
in
the
can
The
place
is
a
mess,
but
it's
better
than
the
outside
(true)
And
so
I'm
making
a
nest
to
settle
down,
hide
No
doubt
I'll
cause
an
outcry,
called
a
coward,
but
it's
not
that,
it's
just
everyone
else
is
overpowered
(wa)
Would
I
like
a
vast
exciting
island
to
explore?
Err,
thanks,
but,
no
thanks
I'd
rather
hide
behind
this
door
not
coming
out
(yeah)
Somebody's
got
to
sort
the
plumbing
out,
blomming
hell
You
want
to
run
around?
Go
bother
someone
else
Of
all
the
places
y'all
could
urinate,
you're
all
up
in
my
face
This
ain't
the
place
to
fornicate
in
or
negate
the
call
of
the
nature
Sorry
mate,
we're
all
devoid
of
toilet
paper,
call
in
later
This
cubicle's
engaged,
go
locate
a
stall
that's
vacant
(ha)
I've
got
important
business,
that's
taking
concentration
Waiting
for
the
game
to
finish
and
faking
constipation
(uh)
I
found
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
Somebody
put
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
(uh)
Somebody
was
cleaning
their
gun
While
they
were
taking
a
shit
I
found
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
Somebody
put
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
I'm
going
to
number
one
With
the
gun
I
found
in
the
bathroom
Oi
Dan,
what's
the
hold
up?
Shh,
nothing,
I'm
holed
up
and
ready
to
unload
on
any
soldier
that
rolls
up
(wa)
I'll
leave
your
skull
bust
open
like
a
walnut
(wah)
With
a
hole
in
the
middle
like
a
bone
donut
That
was
a
trigger
warning,
so
don't
say
I
never
told
you
That
you
won't
see
me
on
the
leaderboards,
if
you
scroll
up
(pff)
I
need
to
pass
the
time,
I'm
really
bored
Oh
look!
Found
some
make
up
in
the
cabinet
And
now
I'm
dolled
up,
dragged
up
Sat
on
the
bog
and
draggin
on
a
roll
up
This
lavatory
seat's
freezing,
I've
got
a
cold
butt
(wo)
Now,
you
may
say
the
way
I
play
is
soulless
I
say
it's
realistic
using
the
head
of
my
shoulders
Because
while
everybody
else
is
chasing
after
gold
dust
I'm
laying
back
and
selling
shovels
in
the
gold
rush
I'm
in
a
toilet
stall
with
a
bullet
hole
in
the
wall
But
if
you
go
for
glory,
then
I'll
go
for
your
balls
I
found
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
Somebody
put
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
Somebody
was
cleaning
their
gun
While
they
were
taking
a
shit
(uh)
I
found
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
Somebody
put
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
I'm
going
to
number
one
With
the
gun
I
found
in
the
bathroom
Gnarly,
how
can
you
aim
a
shot
at
somebody
you
can't
see?
No
one
saw
me
standing
there,
not
even
Paul
McCartney
(bruv)
You
want
me?
Fucking
well,
come
and
find
me
I'll
be
waiting
with
a
gun
and
a
pack
of
sarnies
(jeez)
Now
I'm
not
weapons
trained
and
I
don't
know
karate
But
I'll
fight
you
and
your
family
and
your
army
If
you
think
I'm
coming
out
this
bathroom
- hardly
I'll
be
the
last
one
in
the
chocolate
factory
like
Charlie
Aw,
you're
not
invited,
it's
a
one
man
party
Not
sharing
my
shelter
for
shit,
I'm
not
Bob
Marley
Not
going
to
get
up,
stand
up
There's
too
much
burning
and
looting
and
having
the
gun
jamming's
A
concern,
when
you're
shooting
Try
my
pioneering
new
type
of
conflict
resolution
Hiding
where
guys
are
normally
performing
their
ablutions
Just
remember,
when
you're
done
to
flush
the
latrine
This
is
the
secret
to
the
way
I
keep
so
fresh
and
so
clean
If
you're
haveng
PUBG
problems,
I
feel
bad
for
you,
son
I
beat
ninety
nine
opponents
and
I
haven't
shot
one
I
found
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
Somebody
put
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
(woo)
Somebody
was
cleaning
their
gun
While
they
were
taking
a
shit
(hah)
I
found
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
Somebody
put
a
pistol
in
the
bathroom
(me?)
I'm
going
to
number
one
With
the
gun
I
found
in
the
bathroom
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