Текст песни Crash Bandicoot vs. Neo Cortex - Dan Bull feat. SAV
It's
the
Bull-
Dan
Bull
With
my
mate
age,
SAV-age
We're
gonna
go
back
in
time
now
Way
back,
to
when
it
was
still
socially
acceptable
For
an
anthropomorphic
marsupial
to
wear
high-tops!
'Cause
I'm
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Big
red
haired
animal
with
pants
and
shoes
You
don't
really
know
me
for
my
dancing
moves
Now
everywhere
I
go,
they
shout:
Bandicoot!
I'm
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I
said
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I'm
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Now
everywhere
I
go,
they
shout:
Bandicoot!
They
call
me
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Big
red
haired
animal
with
pants
and
shoes
My
genetics
were
enhanced
in
a
lab
By
two
N.
Sane
scientists,
I
knew
what
I
had
to
do
(Break
free)
I've
got
to
think
quick
and
run
From
the
doctors
and
wow,
I
can
spin,
kick
and
jump
Running
through
the
lab
like
a
young
George
Best
I
can
reach
a
vortex,
just
three
or
four
steps
Standing
in
my
way
I
can
see
a
forehead
My
creator,
my
nemesis,
Neo
Cortex
He's
a
nearly
bald
man
with
a
goatee
With
a
big
'N'
on
his
head
And
'O'
'B'
are
the
two
letters
that
are
kept
in
his
coat,
see
'N.O.B.'
would
look
better
for
the
slow
readers
Running
through
the
levels
where
rocks
are
rolling
there
I'm
dodging
fire,
riding
on
hogs
and
polar
bears
And
I
haven't
got
a
care
when
I
grab
an
Aku
Aku
'Cause
you
ain't
gonna
hurt
me
when
(Ooga
booga!)
Thank
you!
There's
lots
to
fear,
see
I'm
dodging
TNT
and
boxes
that
are
green
But
wait,
I've
got
to
pause
for
a
slo-mo
Eyebrows
up
and
down
always,
I'm
loco
Man,
I
should
be
armed
with
a
GoPro
You
can
watch
me
while
I'm
searching
for
Tawna
and
Coco
I
should
be
at
a
disco
with
friends
Instead
I'm
collecting
these
crystals
and
gems
No
pistols
or
anything
vicious
'Cause
this
is
for
kids,
but
us
kids
are
now
men
Equip
me
with
anything,
watch
me
come
for
you
My
bazooka
is
shooting
you
with
a
Wumpa
fruit
Forget
your
five
a
day,
I
got
a
hundred
too
That'll
puncture
through
you,
you'll
need
a
number
two
'Cause
I'm
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Big
red
haired
animal
with
pants
and
shoes
You
don't
really
know
me
for
my
dancing
moves
Now
everywhere
I
go,
they
shout:
Bandicoot!
I'm
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I
said
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I'm
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Now
everywhere
I
go,
they
shout:
Bandicoot!
My
birth
certificate
says
Neo
Periwinkle
Cortex
The
best
nemesis
that
ever
did
draw
breath
Perfectionist,
vivisectionist
with
a
special
gift
For
resurrecting
minions
from
any
critters,
pets
and
shit
But
I
bet
I
never
win
a
nobel
prize
I
presume
they've
got
a
policy:
No
bad
guys
If
you
don't
know
me,
I'm
the
mojo
thief
Giving
loads
of
grief
to
boatloads
of
peeps
Because
they're
so
beneath
me,
nobody
sees
As
deeply
the
scope
of
my
rogueish
schemes
In
preschool
I
was
the
recipient
of
ridicule
Pretty
please
do
tell
me
now:
Who's
the
silly
fool?
When
I
minimize
the
planet
'til
it's
miniscule
Making
the
Pacific
Ocean
fit
into
the
kiddy
pool
You're
a
little
waste
of
energy,
so
I
kilojoule
You
must
admit
it,
isn't
being
an
evil
villain
cool?
If
I
look
like
a
stereotypical
bad
guy
The
reason
is
because
I
am
one,
that's
why
But
far
more
than
a
mere
mad
scientist
Rewiring
household
appliances
I
am
the
vilest
nihilist,
tirelessly
riotous
Fracturing
alliances,
confirming
biases
Cultivating
viruses,
causing
mild
psoriasis
Yes
I'm
getting
under
your
skin,
like
an
itch
I
am
an
antagonist,
like
Dan
is
to
Savage
That's
just
how
I
cope
with
my
emotional
baggage
Do
you
know
how
it
feels
to
have
a
head
so
massive
You
can
walk
down
the
pavement
and
still
stop
traffic?
Remastered
with
Nil
block
graphics
Twenty
years
on
and
we
still
drop
classics
The
mic's
real
hot
but
I
will
not
pass
it
So
go
and
shout
it
from
the
hilltops,
SAV,
it's
'Cause
I'm
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Big
red
haired
animal
with
pants
and
shoes
You
don't
really
know
me
for
my
dancing
moves
Now
everywhere
I
go,
they
shout:
Bandicoot!
I'm
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I
said
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I'm
Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Now
everywhere
I
go,
they
shout:
Bandicoot!
I
rather
enjoyed
that
Do
you
know
I
never
actually
played
Crash
Bandicoot?
I
pretty
much
just...
reworded
the
Wikipedia
article
on
Neo
Cortex
So
it
rhymed
a
bit
better
That's
essentially
my
job
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