Текст песни I'm a Zombie - Dan Bull

I'm a Zombie
Life is lonely
I stroll throught the night
Hoping somebody might hold me
Hold me closely
Grow to know me
Will you be my bro, please?
Can I call you homie?

Why hi
Fancy meeting you
What a great delight
Why's a face as nice as thine
About so late at night?
In case you'd like to join me
I'm about to take a hike
Wait!
Why are you heading out so quick without saying goodnight?
My eticuette's refined
Sensitive and kind
No resemblance to the lies
I'm a gentleman defined
But until the sun rises
You hole up in your house
And quarantine yourself
Though I'm not horrid for your health
I'm only waiting in the doorway
When are you coming out?
I want to play chase
Gonna follow you to hell

I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
Whether or not you want me to
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you forever
What's you gonna do?

I'm a Zombie
Polite and unimposing
I've been wrongly
Described as revolting
And quite Frankly
I find that insulting
I'm a nice guy
Who happens to be moulding

Am I shallow?
Hell no!
I'm attcracted to your brains
Something tells me the'yll
Exactly to my taste
That really ain't vanilla
Remaking thriller
Rip off your limbs and make a body pillow
Real lady killer
The stuff on my shopping list isn't often fresh
But I've got the best recipe
For spud and rotten flesh
Let's watch a box set
Netflix and kill
Oh! What a mess
I'm guessing ketchup was spilled
Come on!

I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
Whether or not you want me to
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever
What's you gonna do?

I'm a zombie
I want you to love me
I've waited for you so long
And now I'm kind of hungry
You look lovely
Succulently scrummy
I need you inside me
Satisfy my tummy

You can hear me coming through the walls
All muffled
How are we gonna scuffle then?
Sword or knuckles?
I see you punch trees
No wonder Steve's so supple
Call me green aki
Can I squeeze those muscles?
Me so subtle
Please don't struggle
I'm not looking for trouble
Just want a cuddle
And I'm puzzled why I get rebuttals
When I try to nuzzle and snuggle
Now come on
Let my brothers join the huddle

We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
We'regonna follow you
Whether or not you want us to
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever
What's you gonna do?

We are slowly decomposing
Our clothes are holding our bowels and our bones in bones
That are slathered in guacamole
One day I'll be skeleton
'Til then we're getting cozy

What force brought us here though?
Was it Notch or George Romeo?
We're not sure
But the more you avoid us
The more that we're sure that you'll join us
Join us
The Zombie nation keeps increasing population
We live a simple life
Free from complication
Chase you into night
And making basic conversation
Honestly
The aim isn't creating confrontation
We're a like-minded community
Now join our congregation
You're free to leave at any time
There's no obligation
We'll just need to confiscate your brain
To keep for compensation
So we thank you in advance
For your cooperation

We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
We'regonna follow you
Whether or not you want us to
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever
What's you gonna do?

What's the use?
What's the use?
What's the use in all the fuss?
Once we were on of you
Now you'll be one of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us!
One of us, oh
S-sorry
Sorry