Текст песни National Anthem of the PC Master Race - Dan Bull
Just
master
race
things
Just
master
race
things
Just
master
race
things
You
know
just
master
race
things
Oi
Mate!
Check
out
my
new
rig
Nine
thousand
and
two
gig...
Of
games
With
more
mods
than
a
Who
gig
I
read
the
jealousy
written
on
your
face
When
I
said
I
needed
planning
permission
for
my
case
Your
rig
is
a
disgrace
It's
a
little
but
a
raised
Middle
finger
up
to
Gaben
and
an
insult
to
the
race
Every
console
falls
prey
to
the
same
fate
Blatant
aliasing
and
a
lame
frame
rate
Hey
mate
I
measure
mine
in
planck
time
Beat
you
to
the
singularity
defining
mankind
Ahead
of
the
times
You
wouldn't
even
believe
I
pre-order
a
release
before
it's
event
conceived
I've
got
such
a
cutting
edge
chipset
That
I
can
only
play
games
that
don't
even
exist
yet
You
console
peasants
have
facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
You
can't
compare
to
that
master
race
Master
race
Master
race
You
console
peasants
have
facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
You
can't
compare
to
that
master
race
The
master
race
will
FAQ
your
face
I'm
just
letting
you
know
there's
no
letters
as
sexy
As
WASD
I've
got
an
8TB
SSD
You've
got
an
IDE
running
XP
Forget
1080p,
that's
a
baby
screen
Anything
less
than
8K
will
make
me
scream
If
there's
ever
a
pixel
that
I
can
plainly
see
It
best
be
on
a
retro
indie
game
release
(Fight
One.
Go!)
Get
a
better
Nvidia
You
fricking
idiot!
Your
laggy
jaggies
are
actually
hideous
I
want
the
smoothest
skins
Nivea
For
my
Skyrim
mod
to
get
jiggy
with
Lydia
While
we're
waving
digital
dicks
about
I've
got
more
monitors
than
your
pixel
count
My
Oculus
Rift
wears
an
Oculus
Rift
With
an
Oculus
Rift
on
its
Oculus
Rift
and
I
don't
even
use
them
I
got
an
IMAX
eye
implant
man
I
think
I'm
gonna
climax
Here's
a
nice
fact
for
you
to
wank
about
There's
more
cash
in
my
Steam
wallet
than
in
my
bank
account
Kids
stay
in
school
Never
break
rules
And
make
sure
you
pray
every
day
to
Gabe
Newell
You
console
peasants
have
facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
You
can't
compare
to
that
master
race
Master
race
Master
race
You
console
peasants
have
facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
You
can't
compare
to
that
master
race
The
master
race
will
FAQ
your
face
Just
master
race
things
Just
master
race
things
Just
master
race
things
You
know
just
master
race
things
Just
master
race
things
Just
master
race
things
Just
master
race
things
You
know
just
master
race
things
I'm
pro
nuclear
power
Cause
I
can
drain
a
whole
power
plant
with
my
PSU
in
an
hour
The
hoover
dam's
water
cooling
my
tower
My
CPU
needs
something
new
to
devour
While
you
fool
around
with
your
Montain
Dew
My
watercooler's
the
Fountain
of
Youth
I
don't
give
a
damn
about
the
review
My
PC'S
a
beast
It
should
be
held
in
a
zoo
GPU
fans
sounds
as
loud
as
The
Who
Producing
heat
that's
even
capable
of
melting
a
nuke
I
tell
thee,
it's
true
And
if
you
doubt
me
we'll
do
A
stress
test
where
I'll
leave
you
running
round
in
a
loop
You're
a
console
peasant
I'm
a
grumpy
old
pedant
In
a
adolescent
brain
on
the
credit
of
my
parents
I
had
them
pay
for
my
setup
as
a
present
Cause
I
said
I
needed
better
processing
for
my
lessons
What
I
meant
was
FPS
in
league
of
legends
And
the
set
on
LED
keys
on
my
desk
are
iridescent
Do
I
ever
have
a
little
bit
of
emphaty?
NO!
My
our
framerates
be
high
and
our
temperatures
low!
You
console
peasants
have
facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
You
can't
compare
to
that
master
race
Master
race
Master
race
You
console
peasants
have
facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
Facts
to
face
You
can't
compare
to
that
master
race
The
master
race
will
FAQ
your
face
The
views
expressed
in
this
musical
work
May
or
may
not
be
satire
You'll
never
know.
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