Текст песни The Stick of Truth - Dan Bull
For
a
thousand
years,
the
battle
has
been
waged
But
there's
strange
tidings,
the
tides
of
war
are
sure
to
change
We
live
in
sinister
times,
there's
an
imminent
fight
Bigger
than
Kyle's
mom,
have
you
seen
her
behind?
A
hero
will
rise,
he
needs
to
be
wise
And
Jews
can't
be
saviours,
so
it's
best
he
isn't
circumcised
There's
whisperings
around
these
parts
of
a
new
kid
There's
a
house
on
Fuller
Street
that
they
say
he
moved
in
I
hear
tell
he's
a
muteling,
he
doesn't
speak
much
It
has
nothing
to
do
with
the
game's
pre-release
budget
We
need
a
saviour
greater
than
the
Dragonborn
Let
me
consult
my
magic
tome
stashed
away
within
this
stack
of
porn
There's
Cartman,
Grand
Wizard
ruling
Kupa
Keep
Where
you
can
barter,
buy
some
armour
or
just
find
some
food
to
eat
This
is
the
tent
in
which
we
kept
the
Stick
of
Truth
but
see
Clyde
had
one
job,
and
he
messed
it
up
quite
stupidly
And
so
now,
new
kid,
it's
up
to
you
to
seek
And
return
the
Stick
to
its
place
to
break
the
losing
streak
Let
us
proceed
in
this
hour
of
darkness
With
the
courage
of
dragons,
and
the
power
of
fart
mist
Through
towers
and
arches,
we
scour
the
territories
Whether
showers
or
fire
pits,
disembowel
our
enemies
The
sourest
hardships
will
never
defeat
our
people
We
keep
releasing
lethal
farts
that
are
without
equal
An
ancient
secret:
the
Nagasaki
Fart
Leave
you
with
a
bleeding
nose
and
looking
like
you
party
hard
With
such
an
epic
quest,
you
need
a
band
of
merry
men
To
dig
up
buried
treasure
chests
and
see
you
to
the
very
end
Butters
is
a
Paladin,
Stan's
a
Warrior
with
A.D
Kenny
is
a
Princess,
don't
ask
why,
that's
how
he's
rolling
lately
And
Kyle
finally
acknowledges
his
true
self
As
he
transmutes
into
the
form
of
a
High
Jew
Elf
So
go
forth
now,
blow
the
war
horn
I
will
stay
and
guard
the
Keep
and
maybe
look
at
more
porn
Use
your
power
shrewdly,
or
never
see
your
enemy
fall
Because
one
does
not
simply
fart
on
anyone's
balls
Battle
Underpants
Gnomes,
Goblins
and
Vampire
Kids
The
town
relies
on
you
to
undo
that
which
has
been
did
In
you
we
trust,
I've
prophesied
your
destiny
Put
an
end
to
evil
in
the
nuts
like
a
vasectomy
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