Текст песни Hermione (A Song by Harry Potter) - Dan Henig

I know it's wrong, I just can't help but think
Pass me the butter beer, I could really use a drink
I tried to get her curly hair, out of my head
But all that's on my mind is my wand between her legs
When she said leviosa, not leviosssaaa
The hairs on my neck stood up, And i got kind of hard
She's so beautiful and sexy and hot
So How the fuck did she end up with a ginger named ron
Oh Hermione, oh hermione
How the fuck did ron end up with my hermione
She's magical, she's a masterpiece
How did ron end up with someone so far out of his league
I've had my share of love, Ginny and cho Chang
But Cedric had to fuck it up and die at Voldemort hand
Ginny, you're so sweet, and your beauty is blinding
But you're far too kinky, I'm not into fingers in heinies, I'm into
Hermione, oh hermione
How the fuck did ron end up with my hermione
She's magical, she's a masterpiece
How did ron end up with someone so far out of his league
Don't get me wrong, I really like his sister
But now I'm surrounded by all these bloody gingers
I don't know what she sees in him and his
Stupid red mop
Oh wait, I think I get it now... he must have an enormous cock!
Hermione, oh hermione
That's how ron Weasley ended up with hermione
He's got a giant knob, a serpent underneath
That's how ron Weasley ended up with hermione