Текст песни The Perfect Stallion - Daniel Ingram

Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
She's the best teacher we could hope for
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar
But,
This one's too young,
This one's too old
He clearly has a terrible cold
This guy's too silly, he's way too uptight
Well nothing's wrong with this one,
He seems alright!
His girlfriend sure thinks so...
How 'bout this one
He's much too flashy
He might do!
If he weren't so splashy
Too short
Too tall!
Too clean
Too smelly!
Strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly...
-Sigh-
I don't think that we're mistaken,
It seems all the good ones are taken
I really feel that at this rate
We'll never find the perfect date
Don't want to quit and give up hope!
Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day
Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please say...
Nnnnope!
Gasp!
We did it girls, we found the one!
Who will send our teachers heart aflutter!
WAIT A MINUTE!
Let me get this straight,
Are you talking about my BROTHER