Alligator

Light from the window. Cars on the ceiling
Nobody caught me and I was stealing
Cover one eye - Stare with the other
Let someone go - Cling to another

Who really cares how long a dance is
Everyone's looking. I'll take my chances
One part that's steady. One part that drags
My uniform fits me like garbage bags

Somebody lost, someone you found

Take one down, pass it around
...who cares?
Who cares?

Keep to yourself. Don't be unfair
I've seen you naked. I know what's there
I've seen it all. I know what's missing
Walked in on accident when you were pissing yourself

Wake the hell up. How are you sleeping?
I lick the wound if it's been weeping
Laugh at your jokes. Smile at the waiter
I check the mail for my Alligator
Oh yeah -