1 And Then the C.H.U.D.S Came / Mike Morowitz the Fantasy Fuck
2 Hello Assholes
3 Boner X-Ray
4 Jones From Indiana
5 Nurse, Would You Please Prep the Patient for Sexual Doctor
6 Damn Those Blood Suckers and Their Good Qualities
7 Fur Beach
8 Flattery Is a Bunch of Fucking Bullshit / A Room Full of Hard-Ons and Nowhere to Sit Down
9 I Slept With the Daughters and All I Got Was This Lousy Song Written About Me
10 Pants, Meet Shit
11 The Ghost with the Most
12 I Dont Give a Shit About Wood Im Not a Chemist / My Stereo Has Mono and so Does My Girlfriend