Blue New

Heyyyyy, 'Ronica
Ugh. You got a left hand? Use it
Don't talk mean like that
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue
You hurt them badly
You make my balls so blue
They're hangin' sadly
What did they do to you
that you hate them so?
Don't run from me --
They're all beat up
like a tackling dummy!
They long for your embrace!
They're warm like mittens!
They'll curl up on your face
and purr like kittens!
You make my balls so blue!
Just look at them glow
We're beggin' you!
Don't make my balls so blue
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door
Oh no, oh no no no!
Open the door!
Oh no, oh no no no!
You make my balls so blue
so please say hello!
Hold 'em!
Enfold 'em
and never let go!
Once you were geeky and nerdy
but they knew you're dirty
You've set them on fire
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
They'll wear a suit and tie
and a fancy collar!
They'll sing a lullaby
La la la la la!
Please make these balls not blue
Just for a while!
Can't wait till later
my pants are rubbin'
like a hot cheese grater!
Look. Booze. Drink!
Aw, thank you so much!
You're welcome
They will protect you
Defend you
Respect you
Befriend you --
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
Winnie-the-Pooh!
Baby baby baby they're so blue!
My balls will work for you
They will obey ya!
They really need rescue!
Like Princess Leia!
Baby, you gots to come through
Teach them to smile!
You got no clue how much
these two depend on you --
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!
My balls are in your court!
Yeah!
You make them balls so blue!
You make my balls so blue!
You make my balls so blue!
Ow! Ow!
You make them balls so blue!
You make my balls so blue!
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them
you quake them
Good God!
You break --
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!
You make my balls so blue!
You take them
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!
You bake them
Chrissake
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
and make these balls not blue!