Come On Archie!

Archie's grandad's had his leg off
Don't forget the Lucozade
No show Arthur, known as Archie
Life and soul of every party
Reluctant though he was to go
Once he got there, you would know
Guitar, banjo, ukulele
Man he made the party swing
Babycham and Brown Ale Baby
Then you should have heard him sing
He's as good as Frank Sinatra
Better, some are heard to say
Archie does them all and then some
Maybe Sammy, Mel Tormé
Next week same again round our house
Get the piano tuned okay
No show, rashly makes a promise
Will he be there? Hard to say
No show Archie
Come on Archie
Go, go Archie
No excuses, not today
No show Archie
Come on Archie
Go, go Archie
Will he be there? Who's to say?
Archie hammers out the classics
In the parlour there's a squeeze
Shouts for Hearts in San Francisco
Even Music Maestro Please
Going home time, now he's shouting
Let's do this again next week
She knows better, don't expect him
That's a promise he won't keep
No show Archie
Come on Archie
Go, go Archie
Will he be there? Hard to say
Come on Archie
Go, go Archie
Come on Archie
Will he be there? Hard to say
Come on Archie
Come on Archie
Go, go Archie
Archie's grandad had his leg off
That's the second one today
Can he be there? It's a promise
He won't make it, not today
Come on Archie
No show Archie
Showbiz Archie
Will he be there? Who's to say?
Come on Archie
Come on Archie
Come on Archie
Do be, do be, do be do
Come on Archie
Do be, do be, do be do
Good show Archie
Do be, do be, do be do
Good show Archie
Do be, do be, do be do