Текст песни The Wild and the Wooly West - Dean Martin

When you cross the Mississippi
Cross the Mississippi
You're in the wild wooly west
Anyone who wants to live idealy
Take a tip from Horace Greeley
He said go west young man (he said) Thank you
Greeley really hit the nail right on the head
Here we are in old Missouri
The folks from Independence
Including their descendents
Are friendly as a rule (Do tell)
But stubborn as an old mule (Yee Haw)
When you cross the wide Missouri
Cross the wide Missouri
You're in the wild and wooly west
Take a look at that old fashion showboat
I get sea sick near a row boat
I like the convertibles the best
When we're riding through the wild and wooly west
Here we are in Oklahoma
It produces much alfalfa
And celebrated also for buttermilk and cream (really)
And incidentally quite a football team
(Ra Ra)
When you' re out in Oklahoma
Out in Oklahoma
You're in the wild and wooly west
And there always been
The sweet aroma of the corn in Oklahoma
Rogers and Hammerstien agree (that's nice)
Oklahoma's got a lot of do re mi
Now we're in the state of Texas
The largest in the union
Per capital the richest
But more than this you find (What will you find)
The state Texas is a state of mind
When you're in the state of Texas
In the state of Texas
You're in the wild and wooly west
It's not necessary that you toil
Well anyone can own an oil well
Nothing in Texas but the best
Should you want a little gusher be my guest (gee)
Santa Fe is quite a city
New Mexico is pretty
The population perky
And all because they found
(What)
They've got atomic power underground (no)
If you got the minin' fever
Got the minin' fever
You'll find New Mexico the plum (the plum)
First you scrimp and save a large amount
To buy yourself a Geiger counter
Hoping to find uranium (uranium)
If it don't start ticking
Hit the highway chum
When you're down in Arizona
Down in Arizona
You're in the wild and wooly west
Get a load of big Cheif Running Water
Dig his crazy teenage daughter
Man, she's the rockin' and rollin' best
Nothin' wilder in the wild and wooly west
The wild and wooly west
The wild and wooly west
Tourists come to old Nevada
To see the Colorada'
Although the movie sensors won't let us utter damn
They can't stop us from sayin' Balderdash
When you cross in old Nevada
Cross in old Nevada
You're in the wild and wooly west
Where the two gun bandits once rode rightly
One armmed bandits now politely
Help to defeat you're treasure chest
In Las Vegas in the wild and wooly west