Текст песни Brand X - Decora

Breakfast,
Cereal bowl, spoon all up on my checklist
Got my laughing giraffe, cherry ginger cereal
I love it because it's made of the organic material
Cocoa oil provides a dose of lauric acid
Yo yo yo yo, Joey, turn the music down, turn the music down
Hey, how you doing?

Hey Dakota, Joey.

It's... it's Decora. D-E-C-O...

Oh yep yep,
Sorry got it right here on the paper.
Listen, we're doing this all-inclusive
Culture thing down here at the, uh,
Sneaker company and, uh,
We want to show our diversity
And have you come down and perform
During Black History Week. Uh...

Wait, what?

We need you guys to put something together like a, uh,
Cardi B meets Ariana Grande
Or a Wholesome City Girls
Or something like that

Uhh, I don't think ummm...

Listen we came up with a few names...
It's not like your opinion matters, but uh

What'd you just say?

Either way we wanted to see what you think,
Uh, what do you think about uh...
"Twerk for Tweets"

No

Uh "Wave for Jerks"?

No

"Kiss for a raise"?

Hell no

"All blacks lives matter"

Wait.
What?!

Uh... What we were thinking about that one
Is making the ALL in large print
And skip the black
But just make the lettering black.
It's uhh...
It's a symbolic thing.

No. Listen, Jeff,
How many people of color
Do you have working on the project?

None.

Women?

None.

Latinos?

None.

People under 40?

What?

People under 40?

Wait what?

How many people under 40 do you have—

Hold on, sorry my hearing aid fell out. Listen, Dakota...

It's Decora, bro.

It's very important that you understand
That we spent massive amount of dollars
Doing research on how to promote to your people and, uh...

Whoa, promote to what!?

We just need you to come up with something super swagger.
Ya know, send it over to me by noon today,
And I'll check in, and uh maybe pass it
Around the office to some of the girls...

You mean women, bro.

Maybe take it down to the Y where they're playing basketball
See if it's their jam.

Who's THEY?

Uh, I gotta go.
Listen, by the way,
We really can't pay you guys for this...

Get the fuck—

But you're gonna get a ton of exposure.
All right?
Okay — kurr kurr.

He did not just do some Cardi b shit
He did
What a fucking dick...