Diablo

My lover crossed the river
And that's the route she chose
Heard you can get anything you want
When you go where anything goes

She made her way to Diablo
The most dangerous place on earth
But my girl didn't care too much about that
She was there to prove her worth

She jumped into the fighting pit
Her knuckles pickled in brine
Beat up Guts Mackenzie
Celebrated with a bucket of wine

She fell into the glitter pool
Got whisky in her ear
In the nick of time was rescued
By a passing gondolier

For once in your life
Why don't you throw away all of those plans?
Hand over your eyes
Leap out of the fire into the pan

My lover came back home
With two sore tits and a gappy-tooth smile
Displayed her belt in the hardware store
Told the story of her trial

If you ever go to Diablo
In the lower depths of hell
And live your life in one short week
And return with a tale to tell

Whoo, hey, yeah
Oh, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, ooh, pa-pow