Текст песни That's Absurd - Deuce Reece

That's absurd
Prick it that's absurd nigga
Nigga that's absurd
That's absurd
Prick it that's absurd nigga
Nigga that's absurd
That's absurd
Prick it that's abs
That's absurd nigga

My first birth name's Gustavo
Momma said I was born in Chicago
Raised on the seat of Colorado never met my grandma she from Fargo
Born in Italy and loved Gelato
She made the government declare an embargo
Someone told me that he so pleased with the picture paints of Picasso
Step on my toes I'll be firmly composed
I don't take shit anyways you gotta know
Alotta shots in your spine and guts
Not a gangster but I shoot my shots
A poet and rapstar my hooks are hot
You can't tell me whats good or not
Eat bullshit to soothe your gut nigga
My balls itch gotta change underwear
I wanna run away but I wonder where
All these kids who be under ten
Look like they be underfed
All these shit I be sick of em
My shoes worn gotta get another pair
Extremely lazy, can't go shopping wish my homies gon render theirs
In a lab grabbed a rat boutta dish it up in a petri
Met a black man wearing a black cap looked at me and said he sell trees
Asked him how the business goes he said my nigga its hectic
Drug delivery is stressing but I deal in syrups called red milk
I go to bed on suit and tie
Go to church on pajamas
A hundred trees in my Savanna
And a bad crush on Madonna
We boutta get entangled
But not like Jada and August
We gonna enjoy a triangle love cuz
The heart shape be old stuff
Im good at surfing go so softly
Ask poseidon who the Prince of waters
I bet he'll tell you its Deuce
And he gonna add he got all the juice
He cunt filled with bruises oozing
She picked her panties from the gutter
I fuck with Eminem Marshal Mathers never knew his mid-name's Bruce
Wash my dick with a shampoo
Pick my teeth with a bamboo
So much thoughts my mind's full
My temples ache gotta be mindful nigga
Wash my dick with a shampoo
Pick my teeth with a bamboo
So much thoughts my mind's full
My temples ache gotta be mindful nigga
Nigga that's absurd

That's absurd
Prick it that's absurd nigga
Nigga that's absurd
That's absurd
Prick it that's absurd nigga
Nigga that's absurd
That's absurd
Prick it that's abs
That's absurd nigga

My first birth name's Gustavo
Momma said I was born in Chicago
Raised on the seat of Colorado never met my grandma she from Fargo
Born in Italy and loved Gelato
She made the government declare an embargo
Someone told me that he so pleased with the picture paints of Picasso
Step on my toes I'll be firmly composed
I don't take shit anyways you gotta know
Alotta shots in your spine and guts
Not a gangster but I shoot my shots
A poet and rapstar my hooks are hot
You can't tell me whats good or not
Eat bullshit to soothe your gut nigga
You been looking for someone to kill soon
Been a while you practiced your slick moves
Patrol the spaces and all the spaceships came back to earth with a green moon
You fuck with wack ho's you took the bad road
Can't believe you was such an ass hole
Took the bad road ran a mile over hit a tree and they say its hangover
High school teachers, I believe fake preachers
Not tryna just animate let me give you an example like Aunty Kate
Dropped outta school had a baby
Now she preaching against the babies
Oh my God they killed topher that's absurd I wish Chris knew
I robbed a bank, they upped my rank
Now I'm a five star like Marshal Danx
Jumped and sat he stopped and laughed
That is history months are passed
My songs are facts like strong and fat
Nigga I hit a ball with a bat
I milk a teat and a cow fried no beef no more cuz its now fried
Chips and Ketchup, similar to bitch and sex talk
Watermelons you alter felons and all the feds do tell you well done
Watered lemons and fancy leg walk
Juggling balls you do it seldom
Got the real character of a super duper grandmaster
Nigga I'm faster uh

That's absurd
Prick it that's absurd nigga
Nigga that's absurd
That's absurd
Prick it that's absurd nigga
Nigga that's absurd
That's absurd
Prick it that's abs
That's absurd nigga