How to Pick a Winner

How to pick a winner
Won't somebody tell me?
Do you go by the size, the weight, the looks, or the personality?

Now, that was Barbara
Pretty little Barbara
You know she stuck by my side
Until I took her out of the country
You know the city life drove the poor child wild

Oh, how to pick a winner
Won't somebody tell me?
Do you go by the size, the weight, the looks, or the personality?

Now, that was Shirley
Good-timin' Shirley
Wine-sippin', sweet-kissin' Shirley
With her right hand she would squeeze me
Mm, lips of honey
Laughin' in my pocket
Takin' all of my money

Oh, I need a winner, ow
Won't somebody tell me?
Do you go by the size, the weight, the looks, or the personality?

Now, that was Gloria
Finger-pluckin' Gloria
Always hoppin', be-boppin' Gloria
And every time I'd take her to a dance
She'd fall in love with one of the boys in the band

Oh, mama, I need me a winner

Every day in the week
In the mornin'
I need a winner
Late in the evenin'
I need a winner
Whoa, in that midnight hour
I need a winner
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
I need a winner, ow
Send me a winner, somebody, ow