Inked My Future Wrong

1 My Resume Smells Like Gucci
2 Tie Too Short, Confidence Too High
3 Office Elevator Mix-up
4 Power Pose in the Bathroom
5 Salary Negotiation Dance
6 High Five Instead of Handshake
7 Office Plant is My Only Friend
8 Wearing Slippers But Professional
9 Portfolio Full of Memes
10 Security Guard is My Ex
11 CEO's Dog Likes Me
12 Brought Pizza for the Panel
13 Inked My Future Wrong
14 Interview Room 404 Not Found
15 Accidentally Called Boss 'Mom
16 First Day Already Late