Текст песни Xp€n$iv $h*t - Die Antwoord

Mm, you smell that?
You know what that smell is?
That's right, it's money
Go ahead, rub your dick on that shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream cum true, I'm livin' da dream bro
I'm rubbing my dick on expensive shit
Told my daddy I was gonna grow up to be
A superstar rapper, making big money, you know what I mean girl?
But my daddy told me I was living in a dream world
If I said 'Yes dad' I wouldn't have my zef swag
Or fly 'round the whole fuckin' world getting jet-lag
Gettin' beaten by the zef bug is the best drug
If I played it safe I would've never made it ever
Now every day in every way I get a little zeffer
No matter what you smoke you'll never get as high as me
It's like a fat fuck you when these naairs see
My billboard up in NYC
Don't you wieh your boyfriend was zef like me?
I'm the mother fucking greatest, suckers love to hate us
But I make these bitches submissive 'cause I'm a dominator
I'm mad musical, my rhymes are the tightest
That's why I tap beautiful designer vaginas
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream cum true, I'm livin' da dream bro
I'm rubbing my dick on expensive shit
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal
Big money
Make my dreams cum true
Baby I'm a angel, sent from the dark side
Took my brush-cut to the next with peroxde
'Oh my Gord that's such a fresh switch!'
Yeah whatever, just don't touch the hair, bitch!
Everybody's crying saying: Hip-hop's dead
'Til a white south african hip-hop head
Pops up on the scene saying: It's not dead!
I'm here! Can I get a fuckin', aah, yeah?
Rappers looking at me like I just crawled out the drain
The underground got me bored out of my brain
And this pop-rap bullshit all sound the same
God help you if I call out your name
From the dark side of the moon, I zoom out the gloom
Doom, doom! The room goes boom like a cartoon
The dark raver has come, my mic-saber is on
Turn and tell your friend: Yo, this is my favourite song!
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream cum true, I'm livin' da dream bro
I'm rubbing my dick on expensive shit
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal
Oh! Wat drink jy, ninjie?
I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
Ooh lala! C'est si bon!
I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon
It's like a angel peed in my mouth! C'est si bon!
I saw your babes new Gucci shades so I stepped to her face
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I saw P Diddy's caviar chilling back-stage
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I saw your virgin galactic tickets to outer space
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I say Hugh Hef's girldfriends new boobs
And I rubbed my dick on expensive tits
I was at the Waterfront and saw a new Lambo
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I saw Snoop Dog's long gold-plated bong
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I saw you mom's new Louis Vitton leather hand-bag
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I saw Lady Gaga's new telephone hat
And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream cum true, I'm livin' da dream bro
I'm rubbing my dick on expensive shit
I rub my tss on expensive aah
I rub my wang on expensive thans
It's like a dream cum true, I'm livin' da dream bro
Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal
Big money
So, so, so, so, so sexy
Big money
Make my dreams cum true