Whiplashed

Sorry guys, hate to put you through this
I apologise to the musicians
If you need to fucking take a dump

Or get a coffee, whatever
Now might be a good time
'Cause we will stay for as long as it takes
Until one of you faggots can play in time

Start counting
One, two, three, four
One, two, three
One, two, three, four
Rushing or dragging?
Rushing
So you do know the difference!
Now are you a rusher, or a dragger?
Or are you going to be on my fucking time!

Not, not quite my tempo
Here we go

Not quite my tempo
It's all good, no worries
Here we go

Play the goddamned kit

Not my fucking tempo!
Jesus fucking Christ!
I didn't know they allowed retards into Schaffer
Am I to understand that you can not read tempo?
Can you even fucking read music?
If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig
So for the final, FATHER-FUCKING time, SAY IT LOUDER!

Can you hear me cocksuckers?
Answer!

I'm upset
Louder!
I'm upset
Louder!

I'm upset

You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped little piece of shit
Whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't Eugene O'Neill
And who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set
Like a fucking nine-year old girl!
So for the final, FATHER-FUCKING time SAY IT LOUDER!

(Louder!)

If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig
So for the final, FATHER-FUCKING time SAY IT LOUDER!

(Louder!)

If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig
So for the final, FATHER-FUCKING time, SAY IT LOUDER!

You ready cocksuckers?
Answer!

Huba-bubba-bubba-babum-babum
What are you in a fucking acapella group?
SAY IT LOUDER!