Текст песни Little Pink Pony - Dion
May
I
have
your
attention
please!
May
I
have
your
attention
please!
Will
the
real
Pinkie
Pie
please
sit
down!
I
said:
will
the
REAL
Pinkie
Pie
please
sit
down!
Uh,
We're
gonna
have
a
problem
here...
Y'all
act
like
you've
never
seen
a
pink
pony
before
Eyes
all
on
the
floor,
like
Mrs.
Cake
is
being
a
whore
With
me
babysitting
worse
than
before
Apples
to
the
core?
That
apple
core
is
rotten
now
(Ew!)
And
now
Twilight
like:
Oh
no,
what
a
catastrophe!
She
didn't
use
the
legend
of
the
mirror
pool,
did
she?
And
then
Spike
said.
nothing
you
bronies!
Spikes
a
bone-head,
he's
hiding
under
his
bed!
Brony
guys
love
Pinkie
Pie
Pinkie
Pie,
I'm
sick
of
her,
look
at
her
Hopping
around
shaking
her
you-know-what
In
front
of
you-know-who
Yeah
but
she's
so
fun
though
Yeah
I
probably
consumed
too
much;
sugar
and
sodium
But
no
worse,
than
what's
going
on;
on
nickelodeon
Sometimes
I
wanna
get
on
TV
and
just
cut
cheese
But
I
can't!
Nor
can
Cheese
cut
Pinkie
My
plot
is
in
your
face!
My
plot
is
in
your
face!
Clap
your
hooves
and
do
a
little
shake!
And
that's
the
dance
move
we
teach
to
little
kids
And
we
expect
them
to
not
know
what
twerking
is
Of
course
they're
gonna
know
friendship
is
magic
And
everything
that's
tragic
in
the
world
is
not
run
by
little
girls
We
aint
nothin
but
horses!
Well
some
of
us
donkeys
that
can't
be
bothered
to
sing
on
key
But
if
we
can
show
a
male
and
a
female
pony's
marriage
Then
why
can't
two
female
ponies
just
kiss?
All
I
know
is
Eminem
will
be
pissed
if
he
hears
this
Sorry,
those
bronies
can't
resist!
'Cause
I'm
a
pink
pony,
yes,
I'm
the
pink
pony!
All
you
other
pink
ponies
are
just
being
phonies
So
won't
the
real
pink
pony
please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
'Cause
I'm
a
pink
pony,
yes,
I'm
the
pink
pony!
All
you
other
pink
ponies
are
just
being
phonies
So
won't
the
real
pink
pony
please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
Fluttershy
doesn't
have
to
be
loud
or
annoying
But
I
do,
mainly
because
I
get
paid
to
You
think
I
wanna
be
best
pony?
Half
of
you
bronies
don't
even
follow
me,
let
alone
know
me
But
Pinkie
Pie
darling,
you're
just
so
weird!
So?
Don't
you
know
that's
why
I'm
feared?
My
jokes
go
on
longer
than
Star
Swirl's
beard?
Damn
Dashie!
10
seconds
and
the
sky
is
cleared?
Now
I
can
properly
flip
off
Gilda
I
wanna
control
her
with
my
mind
like
Matilda
Griffon
bitch,
yelling
at
Fluttershy
Making
Andrea
cry,
that's
why
we
all
want
you
to
die
Put
me
on
blast
on
Discovery
kids!
And
show
the
world
how
the
Hub
wanted
to
get
rid
of
us
I'm
sick
of
you
Deviantart
groups,
who
the
hell
even
starts
groups?
All
you
losers
ever
do
is
fart
poop
There's
hundreds
of
us
who
talk
like
me,
Trot
like
me,
break
the
fourth
wall
like
me
Who
hop
like
me,
stop
drop
and
clop
like
me
I'd
rather
be
me
than
be
Trixie
or
Flash
Sentry!
'Cause
I'm
a
pink
pony,
yes,
I'm
the
pink
pony!
All
you
other
pink
ponies
are
just
being
phonies
So
won't
the
real
pink
pony
please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
'Cause
I'm
a
pink
pony,
yes,
I'm
the
pink
pony!
All
you
other
pink
ponies
are
just
being
phonies
So
won't
the
real
pink
pony
please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
I'm
like
a
head
trip
to
watch!
Weather
you
watch
me
for
my
personality
or
for
my
crotch
Look
I'm
just
glad
Hasbro
didn't
draw
balls
on
ponies
But
now
all
you
bronies
answered
the
call
and
hung
it
up
on
your
wall
I
just
go
around
being
all
random
Cupcakes
I
hand
'em
out
to
this
fandom
Oops,
did
I
say
"hand",
I
meant
hoof
Keeping
in
with
the
whole
anybody/anypony
spoof
It's
funny,
'cause
at
this
rate
when
we're
canceled
Us
ponies
will
live
on
through
brony
artist's
pencils
Twilight
will
still
be
crazy,
Dashie
will
still
be
lazy,
Flutter
will
still
sniff
daisies,
Applejack's
dog
will
still
have
rabies,
And
Rarity
will
never
say
"maybe"
to
a
date
with
Spike
Man
take
a
hike
to
Haiti,
find
a
new
lady
Maybe
that
dragon
that
fluttershy
was
raggin'
on
will
be
at
BronyCon
So
will
the
real
Pinkie
please
sit
down
And
if
you
wouldn't
mind
please
make
a
frown
'Cuz
only
one
of
us
can
smile
so
bright,
you
lose
your
sight
I
don't
bite
but
if
you're
a
cake
I
might!
'Cause
I'm
a
pink
pony,
yes,
I'm
the
pink
pony!
All
you
other
pink
ponies
are
just
being
phonies
So
won't
the
real
pink
pony
please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
'Cause
I'm
a
pink
pony,
yes,
I'm
the
pink
pony!
All
you
other
pink
ponies
are
just
being
phonies
So
won't
the
real
pink
pony
please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
'Cause
I'm
a
pink
pony,
yes,
I'm
the
pink
pony!
All
you
other
pink
ponies
are
just
being
phonies
So
won't
the
real
pink
pony
please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
'Cause
I'm
a
pink
pony,
yes,
I'm
the
pink
pony!
All
you
other
pink
ponies
are
just
being
phonies
So
won't
the
real
pink
pony
please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
Please
sit
down!
Hee
hee!
Guess
there's
a
pink
pony
in
all
of
us.
Buck
it.
Let's
all
sit
down.
1 Natural Man
2 I Don't Believe My Race Is Run
3 Jammed Up Blues
4 Little Pink Pony
5 You Can't Judge a Book By the Cover
6 If We Only Have Love
7 Sweet Pea
8 Just a Little Girl
9 Let Go, Let God
10 King Con Man
11 Sit Down Old Friend
12 Close to It All
13 Sunniland
14 Windows
15 The Visitor
16 Peaceful Place
17 Let It Be
18 The Stuff I Got
19 Blackbird
20 Josie
21 Attraction Works Better Than Promotion
22 Doctor Rock 'N' Roll
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