But they got it fixed right on

Oh, yes, Mr. Davis Duwe
We're gon' talk about your woman

Gal with a Ford and a boy named Jim
He liked her and she liked him
Ford broke down in the country bar
But they didn't get home until after dark

But they got it fixed, ain't no doubt
Nobody knows what this song's about
Too bad that the news got out
But they got it fixed right on

A man with a peg leg and a gal named Sue
Broke his peg leg half in two
The only way that they could fix the leg
Was to get this gal to take a hold of the peg

But they got it fixed, ain't no doubt
Nobody knows what this song's about
Too bad that the news got out
But they got it fixed right on

Now, there's one thing when you go to eat
Bread's no good without the meat
Followed my gal to the store one day
And I found her givin' her bread away

But they got it fixed, ain't no doubt
Nobody knows what this song's about
Too bad that the news got out
But they got it fixed right on

A man came home 'cause he felt kinda queer
Knocked on the front door, run to the rear
Called up the carpenter the very next day
Somebody had took the backdoor away

But they got it fixed, ain't no doubt
Nobody knows what this song's about
Too bad that the news got out
But they got it fixed right on

Go ahead and play
Yeah, Mr. Davis, play

A gal worked in the bakery shop
Selling doughnuts and lollipops
Preacher come in for to save her soul
And she asked him to fix her jelly roll

But they got it fixed, ain't no doubt
Nobody knows what this song's about
Too bad that the news got out
But they got it fixed right on

A gal walked into the butcher's shop
Grabbed the butcher's big ham hock
Butcher knocked her right off her feet
She missed his bone, but she got his meat

But they got it fixed, ain't no doubt
Nobody knows what this song's about
Too bad that the news got out
But they got it fixed right on

Now, the monkey and the pole cat made a deal
To discuss the subject of sex appeal
Skunk won the argument, right or wrong
'Cause his sex appeal was much too strong

But they got it fixed, ain't no doubt
Nobody knows what this song's about
Too bad that the news got out
But they got it fixed right on

But they got it fixed right on