Текст песни The Most F*****g Based Dog Is Sad - Doot Lime

Yeah
Yaaah

The most fucking based dog is sad
She can't go outside 'cuz the weather's so bad
I'm her owner, all I ever do is wear plaid (Plaid)
I lost my true love and there's no way to get her back (Back)
The most fucking based owner is sad
It's been 6 years since I ever felt glad
Never-ending race, all I do is chase cash
Never come in 1st place, I just gotta face facts

Looks like I am just not a winner
Santa can't bring any joy this winter
My dog's unable to have a litter
All she does is eat, shit, and shiver (And shiver)
My neck look just like a river
Uh, libturd
She spin my head 'round like fidget spinner
So many better names for this song
But Ethan saw a video of my dog
And he said, "Bro, name the EP after this"
I said, "Nah, I'mma just make a fucking hit"
Dumbest musician in history
I ain't got an ounce of creativity
Crashed the 2000 Jeep Liberty
Then we flex like it's a victory

The most fucking based dog is sad
She can't go outside 'cuz the weather's so bad
I'm her owner, all I ever do is wear plaid (Plaid)
I lost my true love and there's no way to get her back (Back)
The most fucking based owner is sad (Sad)
It's been 6 years since I ever felt glad (Glad)
Never-ending race, all I do is chase cash
Never come in 1st place, I just gotta face facts

This next verse
Is supposed to be in the point of view of my dog
Whenever I look down at her and she looks back up at me
This is what I think is going through her head

The most fucking based dog is sad
My owner is a fucking dumbass
He ain't got a whip and he's also fat
So he can't ever say he chases cash
He works out like twice a week at best
And he gets fast food with one request
Yet horse meat is all I digest
One day I hope that he feels my stress
Dumbass never even writes a second verse
I swear that my life is just a fucking curse
(Aye) Bork
Bark

The most fucking based dog is sad
She can't go outside 'cuz the weather's so bad
I'm her owner, all I ever do is wear plaid (Plaid)
I lost my true love and there's no way to get her back (Back)
The most fucking based owner is sad
It's been 6 years since I ever felt glad
Never-ending race, all I do is chase cash
Never come in 1st place, I just gotta face facts