Текст песни The Mennonite Game - Dr BLT

Well we wear white shirts and skinny black ties
And we walk around with Brylcreem in our hair
And we can't stand hippies or the folks from Mississippi
'Cause they're way too modern way down there
But we love our mother's cookin'
Her borscht and Niejoash koake, and to keep us all from goin' insane
we get together on a Sunday afternoon when it's time to play the Mennonite game

Well c'mon everybody play the game with me
It's the Mennonite game, you'll like it, you'll see
And if you try real hard, open up your mind
You may be lucky enough to be related to me

Now isn't your brother, Corny related to my brother, Abe
And doesn't your sister, Stella, have a nephew that's related to the Toews
Well let's go back to our family tree, bring back all them Mennonite names
And when we get to the top of the tree, we'll start all over again

Well c'mon everybody play the game with me
It's the Mennonite game, you'll like it, you'll see
And if you try real hard, open up your mind
You may be lucky enough to be related to me

And if you try real hard, open up your mind
You may be lucky enough to be related to me