Текст песни Ten Thousand Quid - Dr Bigf MC

BigF brand trademarked
Patent on the desk
Man's already jet black
Came back from Lagos with a fresh tan
Time to get paid he hatched a fresh plan
Won't stand down til he's raking in ten grand
Per week per day per hour
Charge a decent rate don't underestimate
This piece of paper's power
Too many steaks bowels stuck from
Beef that they've devoured
Can emanate a foul disgusting
Body odour
Take a shower
That's why he vowed to keep it vegan Guaranteed a decent evening
Pepperoni that he sneaked in
Policeman arrest the peeping Tom peeping Took a flight to Beijing
To him it's called Peking
Missed the connecting flight
Found a karaoke spot
Took some time to bless the mic
With Arms dealers toting Glocks
Ran into some disappointed envoys
Who ordered a box of tec nines
Only received pretend toys
Should have read the terms and conditions It's not his fault
Next time suggest you read the full description
More products available
Fresh out the stash
Invoice is in your inbox
Make the cheque out to CASH
Or better yet direct bank transfer
Or even better
Banknotes straight into my hand bro
The taxman need not get involved
Unnecessary street brawl
Turned into a free for all studio session
Told the producer turn the snare up
Demanded a co-producer credit
Watched his nostrils flare up
That's why he's on a studio blacklist
Snuck in with all the rappers in shades wearing his hat backwards
Final approval on a tracklist
Disapproval of all the fakeness and wackness
Big F wanted to sell like
Michael Jackson Thriller
All action no filler
Make tracks with the passion of Dilla

Mix mix mix

Forgive the repetition
Better fix this glitch
No mixing engineer
Non existent budget
Laid his vocals on his phone voice memo sitting in the cupboard
Vocals too loud muddied up the mix
Nothing that a good DAW couldn't fix
Soundproof booth duvet next to blankets
Put down eq in two layers to expand it
Laid down two beats filtered voice
Stereo panning
Sounds unique
Just like as if that's how he planned it dang it
They kicked him out the booth
Recorded ten tracks before they gave him the boot
Whoosh
His head against the pavement
Drew blood like a teenager's first attempt at shaving
The church investigated for their attempts to save him
Proceeds from that collection plate showed up on his bank statements
His countrymen would call it 419
Charged 100,000 of your British pounds for one rhyme
That only happened the one time
But became legendary
Audacity of the unsigned
Intended to be glorious
Saw the whites of their eyes
Pretending to be warriors
You know what the story is
Give up the goods, Gimme the loot
He's Infamously Notorious
As a general rule, cash is best
But also willing to accept travellers cheques at a stretch
Aiming at a rappers neck
Ill advised mic duel
Fair to say he had regrets
Gimme that mic, fool!
That Baghdad flow, No fire without fuel
Like Iraq in '03
You can have that smoke
From punchlines and metaphors to bad Dad jokes
Unoriginal wordplay
You can have that quote
He dealt with three main clients
He did all the billing, chilling
Delegated the killing
To the female lions, willing
Yet erratic
Better not approach 'em, bad omen
On the rise like the level of the oceans
Some days he wakes and makes some law abiding decent music
Other days it's mainly blatant
Start a fight for no reason music
Chill bro
Don't make me have to change modes
Squash the beef like a smashburger or we can exchange blows
Either or
I'm down with both plans
Slow your roll like a slow jam
Or we can throw hands
Nice with my hands like Michael
Different angle though
Less like Mike Tyson more like Michelangelo
Abnormal bro in enormous clothes
He thinks in verses and rhymes while you converse in normal prose
Pretty unwise, some say a waste of time
Making beats and writing rhymes
He can never monetize
His reply 'Never say never'
Could have got signed like five times if he got his act together
Raised the bar with the bars like
Escobar or K.Lamar
Won't play the part to impress some A+R in a training bra
He's not a star others might go pop
I'll just watch
Full of resentment like Sideshow Bob
They say he looks and acts too young
Thanks to a Trinity of Genetics, no tobacco, lots of egg foo yung
Killer bee MCs stung
Wounded by verbal joust darts
Refused to give him credit - offensive like Brussel Sprout farts
You're not a threat really don't step to me
No messaging me
No pestering me
Consensus should be
'BigF the MC, this brother gets busy!'
Private equity resting in my bank accounts like Father Ted Crilly
That rap was clever
Fancy and all but that's whatever
Daniel Dumile James Yancey
Still making tracks together?
You kidding me?
First order of business once I pass the pearly gates
I'll rhyme with DOOM over a Dilla beat